Sorry all, I had to do it ;-D ;-D ;-D

What did the sheepherder's wife say when he begged her not to leave him?


"Fuck Ewe!"

Oh poop!

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Sweeping Change -- Rounding up errant coins found on the porch. Things are looking up!

Falling Through the Cracks -- Damn! There goes lunch.

Disastrous Moves of Technological Advancement

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


First we need to build a better wood chuck!

A few silly jokes

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How did the commonly uttered phrase "goddamn it" first become so popular?

What else would people be saying in that flood?



When someone asks me where I was born, I tell them I was born in captivity.



What did the cloth-makers scream when they slipped into a vat of coloring?

"We're all gonna dye!"

Waking Up

Sobriety is like the finest of wines, with infinite and refreshing subtleties of nuance.

(He says with a hack and a wheeze, and a shake from the chill fog of addiction's myopic funnel vision)

Arrogance

What silly folly it is to attempt to conceptually butt horns with the absolute.

When it's seen as the absolute butting horns with the absolute, the butting ends and grazing ensues.

:-D

Here in the desert

the lizards are saying "Spring has arrived!"

;-D