Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A few silly jokes

How did the commonly uttered phrase "goddamn it" first become so popular?

What else would people be saying in that flood?

When someone asks me where I was born, I tell them I was born in captivity.

What did the cloth-makers scream when they slipped into a vat of coloring?

"We're all gonna dye!"


  1. What did the zero say to the eight?

    "Nice belt!"

    As you say, "No hope" :-D