Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A few silly jokes


How did the commonly uttered phrase "goddamn it" first become so popular?

What else would people be saying in that flood?



When someone asks me where I was born, I tell them I was born in captivity.



What did the cloth-makers scream when they slipped into a vat of coloring?

"We're all gonna dye!"

2 comments:

  1. What did the zero say to the eight?

    "Nice belt!"

    As you say, "No hope" :-D

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